Excuse me, is this the deceased {M#Mr.}{F#Miss} {NICKNAME}'s number?
I'm very much alive, thanks.
My apologies. I meant "the distinguished." This autocorrect is a little morbid...
You're a hero of the Xianzhou. I worked hard to get your contact details.
In fact, I have some private matter I'm hoping you can help with. I hope it won't be too much trouble.
I've heard you tell stories a lot when I went past the tea house. I'd be honored to be able to help you
Oh, you flatter me
I usually tell stories on the stage before the Sleepless Earl. You can find me there to discuss this issue face-to-face.